what men think women love to be called:
what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
- lamp shade
- broken chair
- Samuel L Jackson
- dirty dish rag
- Joe Biden
- what to heck
if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street
Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.
Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.
Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.
As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this.
*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*
What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?
yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd
ends in angry threewaykurtisgonnabitchslapsebastian: draw Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood) hitting on John and Sherlock getting jealous?
[collapses to her knees]
ALL MY YES ARE BELONG TO YOU
Catherine. Motherfucking. Tate.
Nicest man alive [x]
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
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